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Unlike his more famous cousin, Señor Ojos Locos’ legend isn’t yet known to all. But he’s still un hombre fascinante y visionario. He’s the life of a party, incluso los que él no atiende. His charm es so contagioso, we have to vaccinate our Chicas. He taught his German Shepherd, Balones, how to bark en español. Él hizo una vez el fuego with nothing more than chicken wings and habanero chilies. And when, en la ocasión, life gives Señor Ojos lemons, él hace tequila.
Bilingual, bilateral Latin culture rules at Ojos Locos. Latinos can watch their favorite sports and squads – de fútbol mexicano a los Dallas Cowboys – on our many state-of-the-art flat screens. They can munch on an ultra-affordable menu bursting with street-style tacos, saucy wings, tortas, elotes, Texican burgers y platters, y más. They can enjoy nutty drinks like aguas frescas alcohólicas, grande 100oz tubes of draft beer, y shots from our roving Chica mixolista. But best of all, they can enjoy servicio en Español by the flirtatious, vivacious, curvaceous Ojos Locos Chicas!
Gringos are welcome, of course. Pero Señor Ojos built each location to make el Latin American hombre sienten cómoda. Tacos are on corn tortillas, order-able in bunches, y are meant to be one-fisted – just like the ones en las calles de Ciudad de México . Yet our wings are served the same way, con cuatro levels de calor: mild, medium, hot, y crazy! It’s todo el fútbol, todo el tiempo at Ojos Locos, particularly Primera División de México y El Tricolor national-team games as well as European squads con prominent Latino players. Yet modern TVs por todas partes, from a cinder-block wall lined with them to private ones in some booths! We serve traditional aguas frescas en sabores tradicionales, as well as freshly iced buckets de cerveza en botella. Yet we also serve towering 100oz beer balones (our version of the pitcher), y un Chica mixolista can bring the spirits to you!
But Ojos Locos’ top draw are its friendly Chicas: coquetas y bonitas, su servicio es tan memorable. See, Ojos Locos is cambiamos tu forma de ver deportes; we’re changing the way you view sports. Come feast your own crazy eyes on it!